Comedy

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20

feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth,

but with no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went

below another 20 feet, and the guy joined him a few

minutes later. The diver went below 25 feet, and

minutes later, the same guy joined him.This confused

the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard set,

and wrote, "How the heck are you able to stay under

this deep without equipment?"

The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the

diver had written,

and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"

THE END!!!!

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NEXT

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after

eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly

gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new

restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name

of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that is

red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes," the man said. He turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose,

what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

THE END

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NEXT

Man : How old is your father ?

> Boy : As old as me

> Man : How can that be ?

> Boy : He became a father only when I was born

THE END

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NEXT

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as

> your brother's. Did u copy his?

> Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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NEXT

> Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you

anything!

>

> Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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> Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

> Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in

> this

> case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

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> Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to

her."

>

> Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.

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> Teacher: "Spell 'WATER',"

> Girl : "HIJKLMNO."

> Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'WATER',"