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Comparison and Contrast Essay

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Essay title: Comparison and Contrast Essay

Comparison and Contrast Essay

Children under 5 vs. Dogs as Pets

There are many couples that choose to own dogs as pets in lieu of having children. Dogs fill a void in the hearts of many as a small child may. A dog has a lot in common with a small child, except a baby turns into an adult and most of the responsibilities of taking care of a child go out the door with the offspring. Having a dog is like having an infant for 12 to 15 years.

A dog and a baby both drool uncontrollably and constantly. They both seem to have a never ending supply of the stuff and neither seem to mind taking a bath in it. They actually seem to enjoy dribbling it all over the house and all caregivers. At least they’re both generous.

Another thing the two have in common is there unwillingness to leave any kind of clothing or headwear on their bodies for more than two minutes. Both act as if they’re on the verge of a deadly allergic reaction and therefore must tear off all articles immediately and strew them about the premises.

And then there’s the unique artistic ability to create great works of art on the wall using nothing but their own feces. And they both get the same look of accomplishment on their face when they’re through with their masterpiece, as if the caretaker is supposed to be proud of them and overwhelmed with uncontrollable joy at the sight of the accomplishment.

They both walk (or crawl) around on all fours. This often times leads to them pulling themselves up to eye level with end tables and knocking off anything they can reach far enough to hit. This object will be placed in the mouth upon hitting the floor. Instances such as these can be avoided when in public with the use of a walking device. Leashes and baby “harnesses” also prevent any grabbing of strangers or destruction of flowerbeds.

However there are some tools and methods that are more appropriate for a dog rather than a child. For instance, a crate should only be used to house dogs. While a small child would easily fit in a training crate, it violates several laws and would probably earn the caretaker a spot on

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